I think I'm finally able to articulate to myself what is wrong with God:
He loves everybody, not just me.
So, if He's throwing grace and mercy around, I'm not the only one who's going to catch a break now, am I?
I want a God who belongs exclusively to me.
Or, at least, who has me at the very top of His list of priorities.
Me and only me.
Ok, if you insist, me and all my beloved.
But He can't be spending all His time trying to balance what's good for me with what's good for the universe and everything and everyone in it.
I bet my saying that made you gasp.
(Didn't you ever feel that way?)